Thursday, February 2, 2012

Valentines Day for him.....Bacon scented!

SO.....strolling through the internet I was thinking of unique ideas for valentines day. BAH I was sick and tired of the teddies, the cutesy heart crap ...and blah blah. True that THINKGEEK.com has kick ass ideas for my manly warrior...but I didn't feel it was enough. So I ran the list through my head...

Zelda? Did that...Mario puns? Pfftt did that for his bday. OH! Skyrim love! ...No to dragonish. I was at my wits end already and its only the 2nd! I know I got lots of time but my man is worth it with all the stuff he puts up with. Hes been such a trouper that he needed something mega special! Thankfully the Valentine GODS showed their gorgeous love arrows...on Facebook @__@ wierd right? A person I don't really know messaged a great friend of mine. Naturally I saw the link and my jaw dropped....Tis perfect!  

BEHOLD I GIVE YOU GIFT TO MAN! 
=Insert drum roll=

Yeah that's right! Those gorgeous bundles of floral succulence is none other then bacon! And not only that but the link had a how to! After my uncontrollable SQUEEEESSSSS I decided this to be perfect. This is my statement of ..."Hey baby! Your my man and I want in your heart forever.... through your stomach!". As I picture the romantic setting of candle light, me in my finest outfit, epic music playing, while my hunny bunny slaughters some Ogre to save his lovely rogue elven queen... Then he hands me some adorable virtual panda pet while I whip out my real life bacon bouquet and we ride off into the sunset.... -insert girly sigh here-

Yea ok so maybe my idea of romance is a tad off. And I'm still a sucker for the knights/ princess crap...I think he'll loves these! And no I'm not giving my man a heart attack wish.....its just what man in their right mind turns down meat? (exclude the vegan...I'm sure I can make meatless artificial ...roses...) Not like I''m telling him to eat them all right now @_@ ...course he'd have to over the day. Hell I should make some for my mother too......WHEE I should do that right now!

Anyway heres the link! ----> How to make Bacon Roses


oh yea...I'm smart...I'm so going to get cool gaming items out of this for a year! SHHHH...don't tell him I said that








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